Tag Archives: Weddings

Weighty Issues

Posted on May 21, 2012 by beheadingbridezilla

I am very careful when I measure someone for a bridal gown. It’s important to me to get the most accurate measurements so that the bride has to do the fewest alterations possible. I have heard that there are unscrupulous … Continue reading →

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Proposing on a Holiday = Lame.

Posted on December 6, 2011 by beheadingbridezilla

Usually I address the ladies, but this one’s for the guys proposing to their ladies or gentlemen. It will also apply to the small percentage of ladies who propose to their boyfriends and the growing number of women proposing to … Continue reading →

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Trashing the Dress is Just Plain Trashy.

Posted on November 9, 2011 by beheadingbridezilla

Some of you may have heard about a fairly new bridal trend called “trashing the dress”. If you haven’t heard about it, I’ll lay it down for you. It’s pretty simple. The bride gets married. She takes some pictures and … Continue reading →

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Your Chocolate Fountain Looks Like Shit…Literally.

Posted on October 28, 2011 by beheadingbridezilla

I know I will probably be blasted for this, but I really hate chocolate fountains. I just think they’re ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong…I love chocolate as much as the next girl. I just don’t think a molten river of … Continue reading →

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A Love Letter to My Lesbian Brides…

Posted on October 20, 2011 by beheadingbridezilla

I admit it. I’m prejudiced. I am prejudiced toward lesbian brides. I love them. I’ve worked with a fair few and most are right up there in my pantheon of favorite brides. I got to thinking about this the other … Continue reading →

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Be a Supportive Bridesmaid!

Posted on October 19, 2011 by beheadingbridezilla

I know from experience that female relationships can be as complicated and fraught with danger as diffusing a bomb. I realize that no outsider can know the exact dynamics of any relationship. Seriously, though…is it that hard to be a … Continue reading →

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Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Bridezillas…

Posted on October 13, 2011 by beheadingbridezilla

As mentioned previously, I have been in the wedding business for a long time. I call myself a lifer, because it seems as though I will never be let out of this tulle and grosgrain prison I have created for … Continue reading →

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