Author Archives: beheadingbridezilla

Weighty Issues

I am very careful when I measure someone for a bridal gown. It’s important to me to get the most accurate measurements so that the bride has to do the fewest alterations possible. I have heard that there are unscrupulous … Continue reading

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Your Gay Friend Is Not An Accessory.

I’ve seen a trend of late in bridal: Bringing the gay best friend to an appointment as the fashion consultant. At first I thought it was really sweet. I saw it as a sign of progress in a world that … Continue reading

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Send In Your Questions!

I’m going to be adding an advice component to the blog, so please send me any wedding-related questions you may have. I will do my best to answer all inquiries, and they can be about whatever you’d like. You can … Continue reading

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Proposing on a Holiday = Lame.

Usually I address the ladies, but this one’s for the guys proposing to their ladies or gentlemen. It will also apply to the small percentage of ladies who propose to their boyfriends and the growing number of women proposing to … Continue reading

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Trashing the Dress is Just Plain Trashy.

Some of you may have heard about a fairly new bridal trend called “trashing the dress”. If you haven’t heard about it, I’ll lay it down for you. It’s pretty simple. The bride gets married. She takes some pictures and … Continue reading

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Your Chocolate Fountain Looks Like Shit…Literally.

I know I will probably be blasted for this, but I really hate chocolate fountains. I just think they’re ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong…I love chocolate as much as the next girl. I just don’t think a molten river of … Continue reading

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A Love Letter to My Lesbian Brides…

I admit it. I’m prejudiced. I am prejudiced toward lesbian brides. I love them. I’ve worked with a fair few and most are right up there in my pantheon of favorite brides. I got to thinking about this the other … Continue reading

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Be a Supportive Bridesmaid!

I know from experience that female relationships can be as complicated and fraught with danger as diffusing a bomb. I realize that no outsider can know the exact dynamics of any relationship. Seriously, though…is it that hard to be a … Continue reading

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Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Bridezillas…

As mentioned previously, I have been in the wedding business for a long time. I call myself a lifer, because it seems as though I will never be let out of this tulle and grosgrain prison I have created for … Continue reading

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Send In Your Questions!

I’m going to be adding an advice component to the blog, so please send me any wedding-related questions you may have. I will do my best to answer all inquiries, and they can be about whatever you’d like. You can … Continue reading

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